Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Pontification: Michael Phelps is a Moron

Not only did he smoke pot in front of someone with a camera, he admitted it was himself in the photo, and admitted it was really pot in the bong (not some harmless hookah tobacco). This guy has potential MILLIONS in endorsements, for which he worked for YEARS to compete in the Olympics... and yet he'll risk any or all of that to take a hit off a bong amongst people who would publish a photo of him doing it? He almost qualifies for the Darwin Award for this one. Yeah, it looks like we'll still see him on the Wheaties boxes, but DAMN, if you had millions coming your way through endorsements, wouldn't you...um...get drunk and/or high in private???

Keep in mind, Michael, after a DUI and this incident, you could blow your whole nut, so next time you're in the news, SHUT UP AND LET YOUR LAWYER TALK FOR YOU -- unless you really want to coach highschool swimming for the next forty years...

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